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Funny thread about an Integra owner posted on a body building site. I won't even comment past.... poor guy. Didn't know what was about to hit him after he posted pics of his girlfriend and his car.
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Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car (pics)
Started by Motor City Hamilton, Nov 17 2008 12:12 PM
45 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:12 PM
#2
Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:40 PM
#3
Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:40 PM
What about the NSFAE warning.
Meaning.......
NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE EVER!!!! warning.
I need to go and wash my eyes with battery acid.
yech
Rob
Meaning.......
NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE EVER!!!! warning.
I need to go and wash my eyes with battery acid.
yech
Rob
Must.....go......racing.......
#4
Posted 17 November 2008 - 01:31 PM
QUOTE (RETROCRX @ Nov 17 2008, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What about the NSFAE warning.
Meaning.......
NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE EVER!!!! warning.
I need to go and wash my eyes with battery acid.
yech
Rob
Meaning.......
NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE EVER!!!! warning.
I need to go and wash my eyes with battery acid.
yech
Rob
That guy just really likes his dog... his GF was only in a couple pics though...
How about we just agree to respect each other's opinion?Even though yours is so obviously wrong...
Click here to see how I basically gave my car away to another RPR member!
Click here to see how I basically gave my car away to another RPR member!
#5
Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:15 PM
#6
Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:23 PM
You guys are mean. I bet most of you aren't too attractive to girls either.
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#7
Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:26 PM
that chick isnt his gf...he just found those pics online somehwere. I seen her myspace page...shes been a good sport about the whole ordeal...except for the people who are being assholes for no reason.
still tho, the pics are pretty bad.
still tho, the pics are pretty bad.
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#8
Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:33 PM
Yeah, she is not a looker to me, the nasty bruises and marks on her legs make it even worse.
She looks like an ASIAN "Hatchet Face" from that movie Cry Baby
She looks like an ASIAN "Hatchet Face" from that movie Cry Baby
#9
Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:37 PM
Without makeup?
I put the FUN in dysfunctional!
Just tell her you are fixing it for someone and it is not yours and when they never show up to pick it up tell her you are keeping it for all of the work you put into it.
SEX - StreetEXtremes
Just tell her you are fixing it for someone and it is not yours and when they never show up to pick it up tell her you are keeping it for all of the work you put into it.
SEX - StreetEXtremes
#10
Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:44 PM
Too bad the car isn't a 3G/1G or else we could use a pic for next years calendar! lol!
Read the very last page (62). There is some hilarious stuff on it...especially that morph pic : )
Read the very last page (62). There is some hilarious stuff on it...especially that morph pic : )
#11
Posted 17 November 2008 - 06:49 PM
My driving skills fall somewhere between The Stig and Sammy Hawkins!
#12
Posted 17 November 2008 - 07:24 PM
Well there is half an hour of my life I'll never get back.
"Toby, you are a thief of joy"
#13
Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:09 PM
Only 1/2 hour?
The force is strong in this one....
The force is strong in this one....
How about we just agree to respect each other's opinion?Even though yours is so obviously wrong...
Click here to see how I basically gave my car away to another RPR member!
Click here to see how I basically gave my car away to another RPR member!
#14
Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:43 PM
Man, those photos are a disaster. I'm sure in person, her face doesn't look near as bad. But this guy did not do her any favors here.
She fucked up her makeup, BAD. It's crooked (neither one of them noticed?) and doesn't suit her at all.
Wrong swimsuit. That thing looks bad on her. Too lose, bad cut, wrong color/pattern for skin tone.
Hairstyle doesn't suit her face structure. It excentuates the flaws instead of hiding them.
Bad lighting and a cheep camera. Put her in sunlight and it would help the skin tone alot.
Flash photography... don't use the built in flash on your digital camera and expect the picture to look good. If you feel you need flash, give up and wait for new light tomorrow.
I mean, I'm sure that if you were to pass that girl through a makeup student, hair stylist, and a fashion/design student then have him take those picture in good light... no one here would think anything of it, she'd just be some average girl posing with an average car for her average boyfriend.
She fucked up her makeup, BAD. It's crooked (neither one of them noticed?) and doesn't suit her at all.
Wrong swimsuit. That thing looks bad on her. Too lose, bad cut, wrong color/pattern for skin tone.
Hairstyle doesn't suit her face structure. It excentuates the flaws instead of hiding them.
Bad lighting and a cheep camera. Put her in sunlight and it would help the skin tone alot.
Flash photography... don't use the built in flash on your digital camera and expect the picture to look good. If you feel you need flash, give up and wait for new light tomorrow.
I mean, I'm sure that if you were to pass that girl through a makeup student, hair stylist, and a fashion/design student then have him take those picture in good light... no one here would think anything of it, she'd just be some average girl posing with an average car for her average boyfriend.
#15
Posted 18 November 2008 - 12:46 AM
Maybe this divorce is going worse than I think, I thought that other than the teeth she looked pretty good, I mean her body is tight and her face is nice, make up and clothes are something that can be fixed...... I thought some of the people were just being @**holes, most of them would never get a girl with a body like that. And no he didnt stand up for her at all. I would have been ready to swing if someone bagged on my girl like that, Been askin the mods to delete the post or lock it or something.
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87 CRX DX "Parts Car"
86 CRX SI "Currently being built" DD
86 CRX DX "The Project" -(retired) - stripped
71 Chevy PU
81 Chevy PU
01 Dodge Ram 1500 (sold/traded)
97 Honda prelude DD
92 Jeep Cherokee "Slug" (parts)
91 Jeep Cherokee "Slug II"
92 Ford Probe GT Turbo: it blew up, got stripped, and then crushed....back to my CRX...What was I thinking...Oh yea it was free.
Ford........At least they circled the problem...
38 Desoto 2 door sedan (a project that I will someday get around to)