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The person in those pics, don't look female. Their shoulders are unusually broad. That person has feminene (sp?) qualities, but really lacks in the female dept.
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why did this get moved to the general posts section?
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QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lets face it. The girl has bad makeup and a bad smile but she has a nice body. I Bet most of you would see her with nice clothes and a couple of drinks later you would be hitting that. Heck some of you might already have or even done worst.

I've done worse.. I was younger and stupid too. But that doesn't mean I'd be "hitting" this one. No, she really doesn't have a nice body at all... she's bony in half of it, and pudge in some of it.. sadly proportioned. Most women do not have perfect bodies, but this one has a "worst case scenario" body.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know I have.
so stop being such punks.

You've already admitted that you do it yourself.. but we're the punks? Not likely...

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not every girl is perfect... and you can always put a paper bag on her face and do it for your Country.

The term is "Put an American flag over her head and fuck 'er for 'ole Glory!"... or "Put the pennant on her face and take one for the team!" We're all well aware of this... most of our "wives/girlfriends/daughters/sisters/mothers/cousins/paid escorts aren't perfect either, and we know it.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I was unfaithful and she was needy I would hit it.

You've already said this... and so would the other 4000 guys currently beating off (fapping) to her bikini shots, most of which commented on how ugly she was.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, yes the post is a bit funny but.... This is prob a nice girl who has feelings, a bf, and brothers and sisters.... how would you like it if this was someone you know getting made fun of all over the net?

Jeez, would you believe that she knows?!!?! And she's being more of an ADULT ABOUT IT THAN YOU ARE. She's actually taking it quite well.. maybe she understands that juveniles will be juveniles, and there are some people that don't need to act that way to be recognized... I'm also sure she understands that words are words... and other people's opinion of her doesn't mean jack shit, as long as she's OK with her... Holy Shit Batman! There's a Concept we've all lost!

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have been watching TV lately and trying to make sense of some of these shows specially reality shows that have been emerging over the years and which slowly degrade our humanity. It is very sad. We have to get a grasp on reality. Put yourself in other's shoes for one day and you will see that life is not easy.

Stop trying.. you'll never make sense of "reality TV".. there is nothing real about it, it's garbage. Reality isn't scripted to any extent... and if it's on TV, it was prompted in some way.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is easy for us to sit behind a screen and make fun of someone but how would you like it if you were that someone.

Consider the fact that I'm a motorhead and a geek, and have very little social interaction beyond forums and chat rooms... then re-think your ideas.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I remember a time when respect was a value that was kept so high and now Values are Money, fame, and exposure. We all crave attention and those 15 minutes of fame... but at what price?
We need to give people their due respect.

Until they stop returning it, then they can get fucked. Speak for yourself about the fame thing, buddy... I could care less what others think about me... that 15 minutes of fame means nothing to me, when compared to the 80 years I'll be around.

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

About 30 mins ago... still have bags under my eyes, still have long hair pulled back, still have a half-assed goatee, and a wad of hair in the middle of my chest... Still have a big, pointy nose too.. what of it?

QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Before judging the pics of that girl... ask yourself.... would I have the guts to pose in from of a car in a bikini?

Yep.. went to school in a skirt once... Wouldn't expect many of us to speak this way to this comment though, since most of us wouldn't "fit" in a bikini... it's hard to tuck the nuts that far back... I'd just let 'em hang.

I'm sorry you're so offended by the actions of others... but damn, you have way too many opinions about how others act, and not enough thought placed in your own actions as a result. Consider this a bit of insight, or ignore it, either way, you need to worry more about yourself and not about what others are doing/saying wrong. Attempting to correct society at large will net you exactly nothing.

Individually, people know to do the right thing. When you get them in groups, they're only as smart as the biggest neanderthal. Very few exceptions to this, and I hope we can count ourselves one of them.

How about we just agree to respect each other's opinion?Even though yours is so obviously wrong...
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QUOTE (Christ @ Nov 20 2008, 03:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Individually, people know to do the right thing. When you get them in groups, they're only as smart as the biggest neanderthal. Very few exceptions to this, and I hope we can count ourselves one of them.



Unfortunately I have to agree 100 percent.

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QUOTE (Super_Cricket @ Nov 19 2008, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just think its time that we stopped this type of posts on RPR and try to make a difference. Bashing and trashing a car is one thing but a person a real person is different. Do it to a friend... do it to yourself if you have the guts but dont do it to someone who you have never met and do not know if they have self esteem issues. This is one more reason why suicide rates are so high. This type of behavior is just as bad as mob mentality and here at RPR we are a community. We should know better. Most of us are grown men with wifes, daughters, sisters, and mothers. We owe it to them to respect other women. If not for our own personal values do it for an imperfect woman in your life to respect a woman you dont know.
Sorry guys but seems like someone had to say something. The original post already has 62 full pages of making fun of these pics. Lets make sure this post does not go that far. We are RPR a family which knows better and are better than that.


In this thread you are calling for a more grown up, respectful RPR community with good personal values. Yet in another thread on this forum you are o.k. with recommendations to shit in your bosses coffee.

Ironic?

Also, sorry you lost your job. Good luck searching. This economy sucks.
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Actually I did not call those recommendations... at all... nor do I condone anyone shitting on their boss is desk. In fact, on friday my last day I completed everything, cleared my computer files, did all my work in time, cleaned my desk spotless, removed all my personal stuff and left the office spotless (unlike how I found it). Even though I am resentful of the way how I was fired and that my replacement told me before anyone else, I still walked out of there with my chin up high and feeling like a gentleman and knowing I was the better man.

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QUOTE (Motor City Hamilton @ Nov 20 2008, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In this thread you are calling for a more grown up, respectful RPR community with good personal values. Yet in another thread on this forum you are o.k. with recommendations to shit in your bosses coffee.

Ironic?

Also, sorry you lost your job. Good luck searching. This economy sucks.



Hey, I don't want anyone taking credit for my ideas. The coffee shitting was my idea. He was never ok with it to my knowledge. I hold a certain level of sophmoric humor and vindictiveness. Of that, I am proud. For that, I hold MY chin up high.

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QUOTE (Christ @ Nov 20 2008, 03:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've done worse.. I was younger and stupid too. But that doesn't mean I'd be "hitting" this one. No, she really doesn't have a nice body at all... she's bony in half of it, and pudge in some of it.. sadly proportioned. Most women do not have perfect bodies, but this one has a "worst case scenario" body.


You've already admitted that you do it yourself.. but we're the punks? Not likely...


The term is "Put an American flag over her head and fuck 'er for 'ole Glory!"... or "Put the pennant on her face and take one for the team!" We're all well aware of this... most of our "wives/girlfriends/daughters/sisters/mothers/cousins/paid escorts aren't perfect either, and we know it.


You've already said this... and so would the other 4000 guys currently beating off (fapping) to her bikini shots, most of which commented on how ugly she was.


Jeez, would you believe that she knows?!!?! And she's being more of an ADULT ABOUT IT THAN YOU ARE. She's actually taking it quite well.. maybe she understands that juveniles will be juveniles, and there are some people that don't need to act that way to be recognized... I'm also sure she understands that words are words... and other people's opinion of her doesn't mean jack shit, as long as she's OK with her... Holy Shit Batman! There's a Concept we've all lost!


Stop trying.. you'll never make sense of "reality TV".. there is nothing real about it, it's garbage. Reality isn't scripted to any extent... and if it's on TV, it was prompted in some way.


Consider the fact that I'm a motorhead and a geek, and have very little social interaction beyond forums and chat rooms... then re-think your ideas.


Until they stop returning it, then they can get fucked. Speak for yourself about the fame thing, buddy... I could care less what others think about me... that 15 minutes of fame means nothing to me, when compared to the 80 years I'll be around.


About 30 mins ago... still have bags under my eyes, still have long hair pulled back, still have a half-assed goatee, and a wad of hair in the middle of my chest... Still have a big, pointy nose too.. what of it?


Yep.. went to school in a skirt once... Wouldn't expect many of us to speak this way to this comment though, since most of us wouldn't "fit" in a bikini... it's hard to tuck the nuts that far back... I'd just let 'em hang.

I'm sorry you're so offended by the actions of others... but damn, you have way too many opinions about how others act, and not enough thought placed in your own actions as a result. Consider this a bit of insight, or ignore it, either way, you need to worry more about yourself and not about what others are doing/saying wrong. Attempting to correct society at large will net you exactly nothing.

Individually, people know to do the right thing. When you get them in groups, they're only as smart as the biggest neanderthal. Very few exceptions to this, and I hope we can count ourselves one of them.


I think there is more conversation going on between these two than what me and the wife have had this year all together. Some folks just need to get a room. Here come the stones

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QUOTE (86hamstersi @ Nov 20 2008, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think there is more conversation going on between these two than what me and the wife have had this year all together. Some folks just need to get a room. Here come the stones

To this, I say: hehe. You need more communication in your relationship.

Wise man once say: Shit IN toilet, not ON people. People no flush. Make big stinky.
How about we just agree to respect each other's opinion?Even though yours is so obviously wrong...
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QUOTE (Christ @ Nov 20 2008, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To this, I say: hehe. You need more communication in your relationship.

Wise man once say: Shit IN toilet, not ON people. People no flush. Make big stinky.


Its not that we don't communicate enough, its just that when I go to work shes asleep and when she gets home im asleep. Works quite well.
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QUOTE (Motor City Hamilton @ Nov 20 2008, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In this thread you are calling for a more grown up, respectful RPR community with good personal values. Yet in another thread on this forum you are o.k. with recommendations to shit in your bosses coffee.

Ironic?


Good SIR! you are quite out of line.
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when we few fled persecution on the rice source we founded a new nation were pne can threten to poop on or pay a bounty to poop in anything
that sir is was our dream! we lived that dream by maintaing the freedom to poop where evar one pleases.

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QUOTE (Ghost-One @ Nov 21 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that sir is was our dream! we lived that dream by maintaing the freedom to poop where evar one pleases.


Now, aint that some shit.



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QUOTE (Ghost-One @ Nov 21 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good SIR! you are quite out of line.


Hey... I'm the sophmoric jokester who started this aweful thread!
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i will have no more disparaging remarks about not pooping on on in things

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QUOTE (Ghost-One @ Nov 21 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good SIR! you are quite out of line.
pooping on things is along held RPR tradition, even predating the Ghost story for noobs
pooping on things predates even the prohibition of the use of the word "S@turn" unless in reference of the planet
when we few fled persecution on the rice source we founded a new nation were pne can threten to poop on or pay a bounty to poop in anything
that sir is was our dream! we lived that dream by maintaing the freedom to poop where evar one pleases.


this is quite true. there's still a "hit" for anyone to shit in cloudpump's car at a niagra meet if im not mistaken

searching for that thread now.....

EDIT: found it!!! CLICK HERE laugh.gif
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QUOTE (cbstdscott @ Dec 10 2008, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Another loser who can not get traction. I feel sorry for him.

IM A LOSER!!! my car pulls harder when spinning than any "highly modified" EW



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