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[staticchmbr]

Ya wanna get messed real fast, real cheap? It is all about getting the alcohol into the blood stream as quick as possible.

Take a packet of pre-sweetened Kool-aid, mix it into a bottle of Thunderbird (the Ghetto's favorite sweetened wine in a screw top bottle). Chug that. Back in the day we used to call that Thunder Chicken.

Under age? Go to the baking section on the grocery store. Get a bottle of Vanilla. Chug that. It is about 40% alcohol.

Want to get really messed up? Baking section again. Make some "tea" out of Nutmeg.

Check the anti-freeze section of the parts store. If you can find an anti-freeze that has not been "denatured," you're in business.

Sterno? Made out of alcohol.

Huffing? Acrylic paints are best.

Getting F*cked Up is easy. Doing it with style is what it is all about.

Scott

shit, where were you 10 years ago? i could have used that info!!! good thing i lived next to a shut down distillery/warehouse. i "visited" there often. closed in 77 and had everything from red wine-vodka-imported rare stuff-whisky

[C8V6C]

Courvoisier VS is a little harsh imo...try a Remy or a VSOP or XO to be a lot less harsh depending on the brand