OniLeo

Well to try and follow the broad rules I will give ghost one a ghost story, well im not a good writer and well i dont know any ghost stories. but this is a story about ghosts and it is said to be true... judt thought it would be funny for all to see, and to give you the feeling of what i have to put up with up here..



A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

15 students raise their hands.

“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

Three students raise their hands.

“That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor.

One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’



well hope you enjoyed that and dear god get me out of this state people like that are more commom here then you would think...

Hello all, I just joined and just got my 86 crx hf today. I am a newbie so all jokes are welcome. first off I have looked and read though the faq and most of the forum, But like i said i have a 86 crx hf I would like to know what direction i should take with it? It will be my daily driver but i would still like to take it to the track once in a while, autocross not drag. But i need some help with what to do to it. not sure what engine would be good to throw into it. should i lower it any or ugrade the suspension? since it will be my daily driver i dont need it bounceing around everywhere and/or have it a pure race car since that wouldnt work out to well driving to work. sorry to ask so many newbie questions, but this is my first crx and also my first honda. thanks for the help guys, you all really know what your doing.


Oh yea one last thing. will 2nd gen headlights fit in my 1rst gen? I have read around and all I can find is that they can with "modification" well I could but dodge ram head lights on it if i mod it enough. so does any one know what mods you would do to get 2nd gen headlight fit in a 1rst gen?