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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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I Feel Dumb Cuz I Dont Get This Joke
Started by yungdriva, Sep 20 2005 11:35 PM
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 11:37 PM
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QUOTE (yungdriva @ Sep 20 2005, 11:35 PM)
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
you don't get it? how old are you?
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Posted 20 September 2005 - 11:48 PM
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what does pussy smell like? tuna! duh.
QUOTE(Omega Mugen @ Sep 18 2005, 08:29 PM)
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 02:27 AM
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Might I add this is your 10 topic to post here and this is what you contribute.Don't you Owe Ghost-One a ghost story?
Yeeeeeeeeeeessssss, yes you do. Now get to it.
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The entire tool selection at Sears or the contents of a Snap-On truck will do you no good if you do not know how to use them.
The entire tool selection at Sears or the contents of a Snap-On truck will do you no good if you do not know how to use them.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:14 AM
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QUOTE (1986CREX @ Sep 20 2005, 11:48 PM)
what does pussy smell like? tuna! duh.
only if its not taken care of...
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (1986CREX @ Sep 20 2005, 11:48 PM)
what does pussy smell like? tuna! duh.
DUde.....what kind of skakolious hags are you bumpin to come up with a NASSSSTY thought like that???
I have NEVERRRR smelled a poonanny..that fcuking rank
Edited by nature223, 21 September 2005 - 11:11 AM.
oh yeah,faster AND furious..Heh Heh Heh
better to be thought the fool..
rather then to open one's mouth and confirm it
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better to be thought the fool..
rather then to open one's mouth and confirm it
use may include risk factors these include;anal leakage,oily discharge,copious flatulence,bloating,incontinence,erectile dysfunction,body rejecting genitals,a racing or severely diminished heart rate/including death. discontinue use if health insurance ends,or patient turns blue and doctor leaves after declaring patient has died...your results may vary
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 12:14 PM
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Reminds me of another joke...
God created Adam, then created Eve, and left the two of them alone for awhile to get to know each other.
God stopped back by to check on how things were doing. He found Adam and asked him, "So...Adam... how's things? What do you think of Eve?"
Adam replied, "Hey God! Excellent! She's worth the rib, I'll tell you that right now!"
God then asked, "So, where is Eve, anyway?"
Adam said, " She went down to the shore to clean herself."
God lamented, "Oh no! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!"
God created Adam, then created Eve, and left the two of them alone for awhile to get to know each other.
God stopped back by to check on how things were doing. He found Adam and asked him, "So...Adam... how's things? What do you think of Eve?"
Adam replied, "Hey God! Excellent! She's worth the rib, I'll tell you that right now!"
God then asked, "So, where is Eve, anyway?"
Adam said, " She went down to the shore to clean herself."
God lamented, "Oh no! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!"
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 05:29 PM
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QUOTE (TAAGMANsCRXwithKYBs @ Sep 21 2005, 12:14 PM)
Reminds me of another joke...
God created Adam, then created Eve, and left the two of them alone for awhile to get to know each other.
God stopped back by to check on how things were doing. He found Adam and asked him, "So...Adam... how's things? What do you think of Eve?"
Adam replied, "Hey God! Excellent! She's worth the rib, I'll tell you that right now!"
God then asked, "So, where is Eve, anyway?"
Adam said, " She went down to the shore to clean herself."
God lamented, "Oh no! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!"
God created Adam, then created Eve, and left the two of them alone for awhile to get to know each other.
God stopped back by to check on how things were doing. He found Adam and asked him, "So...Adam... how's things? What do you think of Eve?"
Adam replied, "Hey God! Excellent! She's worth the rib, I'll tell you that right now!"
God then asked, "So, where is Eve, anyway?"
Adam said, " She went down to the shore to clean herself."
God lamented, "Oh no! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!"
Now THAT's Funny!!!
Honda, because it's hard to look baller in your mom's Volvo.
The entire tool selection at Sears or the contents of a Snap-On truck will do you no good if you do not know how to use them.
The entire tool selection at Sears or the contents of a Snap-On truck will do you no good if you do not know how to use them.
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Posted 21 September 2005 - 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(Omega Mugen @ Sep 18 2005, 08:29 PM)
...I have a bung, so all we need is a bunghole and were in business....
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