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Add a sentance to the end of this and keep it going...we might have an interesting novel at the end of this


It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me.
QUOTE (1stGenRex @ Sep 25 2006, 08:54 PM)
I'd piss on her

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Jun 16 2006, 01:39 PM)
you guys figured out my secret. i sell my ass for cash. i shake it at the butt-nekkid every night. *puts head down in shame*

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Sep 26 2006, 08:46 PM)
lol. i hate to admit it but i wanted to grab his titty, it looked that good.

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me.
and then i noticed something strange
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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me.
and then i noticed something strange
These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before.
QUOTE (1stGenRex @ Sep 25 2006, 08:54 PM)
I'd piss on her

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Jun 16 2006, 01:39 PM)
you guys figured out my secret. i sell my ass for cash. i shake it at the butt-nekkid every night. *puts head down in shame*

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Sep 26 2006, 08:46 PM)
lol. i hate to admit it but i wanted to grab his titty, it looked that good.

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me.
and then i noticed something strange
These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before and as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep.
With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me.
And then i noticed something strange.
These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again.




let watch our punctuation, capitalization, and grammer fellas.


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sure its no ferrari, and its no pussy magnet

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time.

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me.
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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me. It layed there motionless. I was scared to wake him. If i did, this would mean certain death for me and my pet mouse, Jacob, which I couldnt find anywhere!
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QUOTE (calmoc9 @ May 23 2006, 06:03 AM)
let watch our punctuation, capitalization, and grammer fellas.




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alright, smartypants.
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QUOTE (kaymo @ Mar 2 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sure its no ferrari, and its no pussy magnet

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me. It layed there motionless. I was scared to wake him. If i did, this would mean certain death for me and my pet mouse, Jacob, which I couldnt find anywhere! "Hello" I softly called. The beast did not stir. "Hello" again I called a bit louder now.
QUOTE (1stGenRex @ Sep 25 2006, 08:54 PM)
I'd piss on her

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Jun 16 2006, 01:39 PM)
you guys figured out my secret. i sell my ass for cash. i shake it at the butt-nekkid every night. *puts head down in shame*

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Sep 26 2006, 08:46 PM)
lol. i hate to admit it but i wanted to grab his titty, it looked that good.

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me. It layed there motionless. I was scared to wake him. If i did, this would mean certain death for me and my pet mouse, Jacob, which I couldnt find anywhere! "Hello" I softly called. The beast did not stir. "Hello" again I called a bit louder now. Just as I was about to call out again, the door burst open.
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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange. These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again. But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me. It layed there motionless. I was scared to wake him. If i did, this would mean certain death for me and my pet mouse, Jacob, which I couldnt find anywhere! "Hello" I softly called. The beast did not stir. "Hello" again I called a bit louder now. Just as I was about to call out again, the door burst open. Before I knew what was happening the waterbuffalo was awake. Looking back now I could tell he was just as startled and confused as I was. Looking to excape he plowed threw the window; taking half the wall with it.
QUOTE (1stGenRex @ Sep 25 2006, 08:54 PM)
I'd piss on her

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Jun 16 2006, 01:39 PM)
you guys figured out my secret. i sell my ass for cash. i shake it at the butt-nekkid every night. *puts head down in shame*

QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Sep 26 2006, 08:46 PM)
lol. i hate to admit it but i wanted to grab his titty, it looked that good.

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It was early on a tuesday morning, when the alarm clock rang. It seemed like only 5 minutes had passed since i layed my head on the pillow to go to sleep. With the sun barely peeking threw the window I dreaded the long day ahead of me. And then i noticed something strange.
These weren't my blankes I was covered in. This isn't even my own room. In a panic I tried to recal the night before. And as i was trying to recall what happend i looked under the blanket to see i had no clothing on. A terror came over as i realized the post-whores had struck again.
But I felt a lot better once I found that my corn hole was not tampered with this time. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the waterbuffalo lying next to me. It layed there motionless. I was scared to wake him. If i did, this would mean certain death for me and my pet mouse, Jacob, which I couldnt find anywhere! "Hello" I softly called. The beast did not stir. "Hello" again I called a bit louder now. Just as I was about to call out again, the door burst open. Before I knew what was happening the waterbuffalo was awake. Looking back now I could tell he was just as startled and confused as I was. Looking for an escape, he plowed through the window, taking half the wall with it.
As this was happening, I was curled up in the fetal position under my soft blankets which reeked of hookers and beer.
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