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[n1smo]

For your comfort and convenience new drive through cash machines are being installed so that you can withdraw cash without leaving the comfort of your own car. To help you get the most from this service please refer to the procedures below depending upon your sex:-

Procedure for men
1:- Drive up to the cash machine
2:- Wind down the window
3:- Insert card into the machine and enter PIN
4:- Enter the amount of cash required and press withdraw
5:- Retreive card, cash and receipt
6:- Wind up window
7:- Drive off

Procedure for women
1:- Drive up to cash machine
2:- Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine
3:- Restart the stalled engine
4:- Wind down the window
5:- Empty out contents of handbag onto the passenger seat to locate card
6:- Turn the radio down
7:- Attempt to insert card into the machine
8:- Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9:- Insert card
10:- Re-insert card the right way up
11:- Re-empty handbag to find diary with PIN number written on inside back page
12:- Enter PIN
13:- Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14:- Enter amount of cash required
15:- Check make up in rear view mirror
16:- Retreive cash and receipt
17:- Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18:- Place receipt in back of cheque book
19:- Re-check make up again
20:- Drive forwards two metres
21:- Reverse back to cash machine
22:- Retrieve card
23:- Empty handbag again to locate card holder and place card in the slot provided
24:- Restart stalled engine and pull away
25:- Drive two to three miles
26:- Release hand brake

[87CRXSiR]

20:- Drive forwards two metres

You really DO want to be Canadian, eh?

[FastFox]

20:- Drive forwards two metres

25:- Drive two to three miles

Yep definitely a wanna be Canadian. Most of us never completely converted to metric, always mixing up units. Temperature in Celsius, weight in pounds, distance in kilometres, height in feet.

[Ghost-One]

thats caus all yalls be fake ass metric