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[KSousa]

so im driving down an expressway about 60mph. looking at my radio (i was the only car on the road) then i hear a VERY loud noise. i thought something blew up in my bay. so i pull over. there is a fucking cooler wedged under the front of my car!! broke my precious custom fit lip right in half!! and fucked up my grill too. three days before eibach too. gots some work to do now.. grr

[kjeffery]

so im driving down an expressway about 60mph. looking at my radio (i was the only car on the road) then i hear a VERY loud noise. i thought something blew up in my bay. so i pull over. there is a fucking cooler wedged under the front of my car!! broke my precious custom fit lip right in half!! and fucked up my grill too. three days before eibach too. gots some work to do now.. grr

Damn colmens

[Ghost-One]

how did you mis a cooler inthe road

[DashEight]

Did the cooler have a couple cold one's to ease the pain? I can't believe the crap I see on the hi-way and freeways. It's like people can't figure out how to use a little rope or bungie cords. Seriously, a F'in cooler? To bad it wasn't a cheap ass styro-foam one. Good luck bringing your baby back to personal spec. -Patrick

[Xipher]

wow... bad day for crap on the road, I was following a truck with a tailor full of black garbage bags, one bag suddenly exploded into a barrage of beer bottles bouncing off the road and my car, however many broken bottle there was, not a scratch on my car from that oddly enough...

how did you mis a cooler inthe road

He didn't!

[DEIVIONCRX]

Earlyer this week a Refrigerator in the middle of the highway actualy killed 2 people. They were ejected from the car when they hit it.

[RETROCRX]

How do you not see a fridge on the road??

Unless it was dark out?

And they obviously weren't wearing seatbelts if they got tossed.

[DEIVIONCRX]

I think it was rush hour.

[RARECRX]

I broke my lip on a cooler once.. I was drunk at a campground many, MANY,years ago, there were too many people in the tents when I got back, so I had to sleep on the skinny ass picnic bench and at night I rolled off and busted my lip on the cooler that was next to the picnic bench and fell to the ground.. when they woke me up in the morning, I was face down on the ground. I was covered with dirt, grass, and blood all over my face and stuck all over my teeth.. (they said I looked like a beat up gopher)...

The same yet different..

[kaymo]

lol when i read the topic title i totally thought he was talking about what RARECRX was talkin bout... lol

[C8V6C]

Damn bro!

[crxls]

about 7 years ago i was following a truck that was pulling a trailer with a new in the box TV (probably 50-60 inch tv) when all of the sudden he hit a bump and the TV jumped off the trailer. natural instinct was to swerve and miss the TV just like i did but it definitely would have made for a more exciting day if i had been thinking ahead and hit the gas to hit the TV as fast and hard as possible.

i just dont understand why anyone would put a TV like that on a trailer and not strap it down. i dont haul anything that expensive in my truck but i still have a shit load of bungee cords and ratchet straps behind my drivers seat for when i do have anything back there, not so much to protect the goods but to not be a danger to traffic with goods spewing out the back of the truck

[DarkHand]

how did you mis a cooler inthe road

He didn't!

I laughed at that at work, now everyone thinks I'm nuts.


When I was little, my parents were bringing home a plastic kiddie pool, tied to the top of the car... The little bits of twine that the store people used to tie it down weren't nearly enough, it went flying into rush hour traffic.

[harm]

UFO sighting a hoax, say officials: kiddie pool found overturned in downtown park.



I watched a papasan chair (holy sp? one of those round wicker super-cozy cushion chairs) fly off a guy's pickup bed onto the highway and tried to signal him with no luck. Half an hour later stopped for gas. Merged back onto the highway next to another pickup DRAGGING the wicker base under his truck. Tried FURIOUSLY to signal him - but how do you signal "you hit a friggin' wicker chair 40 miles back and the friction has STARTED IT ON FIRE at this point"?

[crxls]

...but how do you signal "you hit a friggin' wicker chair 40 miles back and the friction has STARTED IT ON FIRE at this point"?

LMAO! it's quite simple really. you just get beside him and give him this look then fade it to this look . if he doesnt know what that means, he deserves to die in a firey car crash/explosion cause everyone else on the road knows thats the universal signal for "your new wicker chair is on fire"