now this is what i call magic
NSFW!!!
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Magic!
Started by slavteren, Aug 18 2006 02:03 PM
17 replies to this topic
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Posted 18 August 2006 - 02:03 PM
#2
Posted 18 August 2006 - 02:10 PM
#3
Posted 18 August 2006 - 02:59 PM
Ah yes, Montreal. My trip there last year was WAY better than that, but very similar, oddly enough....
"Toby, you are a thief of joy"
#4
Posted 18 August 2006 - 04:26 PM
#5
Posted 18 August 2006 - 04:41 PM
#6
Posted 18 August 2006 - 04:41 PM
#7
Posted 18 August 2006 - 08:22 PM
QUOTE (slavteren @ Aug 18 2006, 02:03 PM)
um..dude,some skank pulling a RED RAG outta her twat..AINT Magic.
it's MENSTRUATION
oh yeah,faster AND furious..Heh Heh Heh
better to be thought the fool..
rather then to open one's mouth and confirm it
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better to be thought the fool..
rather then to open one's mouth and confirm it
use may include risk factors these include;anal leakage,oily discharge,copious flatulence,bloating,incontinence,erectile dysfunction,body rejecting genitals,a racing or severely diminished heart rate/including death. discontinue use if health insurance ends,or patient turns blue and doctor leaves after declaring patient has died...your results may vary
#8
Posted 20 August 2006 - 11:47 AM
I think most women pull that trick off a couple times a month. My wife has the ability to make money disappear too. She must be a magicianette.
Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.
#9
Posted 20 August 2006 - 11:56 AM
#10
Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:15 PM
Ahahaha that was funny.
QUOTE (1stGenRex @ Sep 25 2006, 08:54 PM)
I'd piss on her
QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Jun 16 2006, 01:39 PM)
you guys figured out my secret. i sell my ass for cash. i shake it at the butt-nekkid every night. *puts head down in shame*
QUOTE (JEFFtheJ00la @ Sep 26 2006, 08:46 PM)
lol. i hate to admit it but i wanted to grab his titty, it looked that good.
#11
Posted 22 August 2006 - 11:45 AM
i got something she can make disappear hahahhaha
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#12
Posted 22 August 2006 - 12:02 PM
QUOTE (ChrisF-dude @ Aug 20 2006, 09:47 AM)
I think most women pull that trick off a couple times a month. My wife has the ability to make money disappear too. She must be a magicianette.
a couple times a month? is that the excuse your wife gives you for not being able to give you some NSFW time?
#13
Posted 22 August 2006 - 12:15 PM
sounds like an excuse to me hahahahahahahahaha never heard that one in all the years i was married twice!!!!
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#14
Posted 22 August 2006 - 12:18 PM
QUOTE (IfTakumiDroveACRX @ Aug 22 2006, 10:15 AM)
sounds like an excuse to me hahahahahahahahaha never heard that one in all the years i was married twice!!!!
yeah, twice a month...come on dude that is definately an excuse!
I bet she tells him the red sunset is going on 3 weeks out of the month too!
#15
Posted 22 August 2006 - 12:30 PM
hahahhahhaha i think migraines are a nightly occurence too
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